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I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

smilethrutherain:

She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via through-the-eyes-of-a-gemini)
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