February 2012
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg back to the zoo
Sharkboy and Lavagirl drinking game:
obi-wankenblowme:
Take a shot every time the movie is terrible
Creator’s warning: Playing for more than twenty minutes will likely require hospitalization of the players
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
smilethrutherain:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”